Jose! Why don't you pull out all of the stops, bury her up to her neck, and hit her in the head with rocks? Oh, wait: stoning is to quick and painless for her, isn't it? Much more fitting for her to be slowly torn apart by the development of twins her body is not physically capable of bearing.
I'm tempted to add, mostly out of pique, the Sydney Morning Herald as co-recipients for this headline:
Vatican defends excommunication for 'raped' nine-year-old girl's abortion
Why exactly is the word raped in quotes? Is there some uncertainty about whether a 9-year old girl is capable of validly consenting to sex? WTF?!
The Herald has removed the quotes.