In a stunning display of political savvy, Vice Presidential Nominee Sarah Palin has become aware that she is running for national office, we learned today.
Foreign policy adviser Stephen Biegun, in responding to questions regarding Palin's meeting with Afghani President Hamid Karzai, stated that "Gov. Palin in these meetings is cognizant that she is a candidate for office".
Wow! She's got my vote!
Palin also met with former Secretary of State Henry Kissinger: the meeting with him "stretched from its scheduled 30 minutes to more than an hour". This could be due to one of two factors:
1) Kissinger had to repeat everything twice, or
2) it just took Palin a bit longer than expected to cut out and devour his heart in order to absorb his power.
Not sure which is the case, but Palin was seen to be wiping blood off of her chin when departing.